Eggers Emulation

Preface: If you are reading this then you are probably as pretentious as I am and therefore should continue reading the rest of this fore you would only be denying yourself by choosing otherwise. We have written this together; now, back to me. I decided to write this blog in an effort to emulate the great Eggers, king of the pen, god of ink and all things verbalized. My emulation is merely a rough sketch of the shoes Eggers wears--I don't believe we are worthy of a glimpse of the ankle--when he takes the garbage out.

1. He is great.
2. He is terrible.
3. "1" and "2" completely contradict one another
4. Contradiction is genius
5. Eggers contradicts himself a lot
6. Eggers is a genius

(7,8,9,10,11,12 are irrelevant.)

G - Great
E - Eggers
N - Never not good
I - Incredible
U - um...
S - Whatever.

He represents whoever you rooted for in this scene...As long as he won. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypFIX0xWPQw